i'm not sure what is going on at the convention, but i just got a desperate call from a friend wanting me to attend sunday's morning session.
last weekend, my mom invited me too.instead of saying something like, "i'm sorry, but i have no intention of going back," and having them completely freak out - i agreed to go to the sunday morning session.
any recommendations?
If you go, make the simple observation that this WT paradise requires the death of billions of innocent people.
Hooray, the sister fantasizes about the resurrection of her sister/friend/whoever. She also fantasizes about all the people that get slaughtered and moving into one of those houses. Hopefully this resurrect lady will help dig graves for all the rotting corpses.
it's about a year since i started visiting this website.
it all started with the july 15 wt last year and all the changes.
lazy me had not read it online so when one bro said to me at the hall, 'have you read all the new stuff in that issue' i didn't know what he was talking about.
"I've always thought of myself as a fairly loyal person."
WT wants loyal sheeples like you. But they are not a loyal organization. Imagine if WT were a person and being investigated by a judicial committee...
WT: "So then I put my hands up her top and grabbed a feel."
JC: "As you were doing this unclean fondling, did you think about how Jehovah would feel about this?"
WT: "You misunderstand, I've never improperly touched anyone. I wasn't fondling the woman at all when I stole her purse. I've never even met her."
JC: "Wait, you didn't fondle her, but you stole her property?"
WT: "That never happened, please try to keep up with what I'm explaining to you. I didn't steal anything from her, I just took some pictures while she was taking a shower."
JC: "What the? ... Are any of these stories going to stick for more than 10 seconds?"
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dog1: "For the moment, anyway. Doesn't help that I conduct the Wt study and am pretty involved. Not self-pitying, really, but just trying to work it out."
Ugh. I had to conduct a few times after learning TTATT. I had no idea how I was going to exit, but a way appeared and I headed for the exit. As far as conducting the WT, just make it as boring as the JWs expect it to be with a few truthz thrown in for anyone paying attention. Don't bother to try to really understand anything in the WT, it can all be changed again very, very soon anyway. So, rather than understanding the "present truth", realize that their truth only has a shelf life of a couple of months. Here's some pointers on how to conduct...
the contrived and unrealistic conversation that one of jehovahs witnesses imagined having with a neighbor in the october 2014 watchtower will not be reproduced here.
instead let us imagine another conversation another witness named andre (ahem, sorry) cameron has at the home of another man who is also named jon.keep searching for a suckercameron: jon, ive really enjoyed the regular discussions weve been having about the bible.
* the last time we spoke, you raised a question about gods kingdom.
Excellent article!
It would all make a lot more sense if the JWs were still using pyramid inches to explain 1914.
perhaps this should be in the humor /jokes section....but oh well...here goes.. (some of our more tech savy forum members may know to upload images to help out?).
so how about these ideas for jw.org merchandise?
or as some tacky gifts as handed out at the international conventions?.
perhaps this should be in the humor /jokes section....but oh well...here goes.. (some of our more tech savy forum members may know to upload images to help out?).
so how about these ideas for jw.org merchandise?
or as some tacky gifts as handed out at the international conventions?.
jw.org underwear with the logo on the inside of the wasteband. It serves as a reminder that armageddon is closer than the inside of your pants!
we have been told this week that all in the elder and ms body will be read a letter from the gb about "make this the greatest month of activity ever"..... has anyone else had such a letter read out in their cong / servant body?.
i presume it will be all about "recommending strongly/insisting" that all these men should pioneer for the month?.
"we want to say that all of the ms and elders will be doing it"
Fill out an ms/elder unapplication form instead.
http://www.jw.org/en/publications/magazines/wp20141001/gods-kingdom-prophecy-1/.
this has got to be a joke.
anyone with half a brain would destroy the logical fallicies in this article.
"Cameron: In a nutshell, this prophecy has two fulfillments."
You know what's "in a nutshell"? NUTS!
This whole "conversation" is completely nucking futs!
if there was a pill you could give to your jw family members that would awaken their eyes to the truth about the cult, would you give it to them?.
most would probably say yes.. but what about those who are completely institutionalized, the elderly, the super zealous, the geeky kids who have no friends, the misfits?.
some people need "boundaries", they need someone to lead and give them directions, they need a sense of belonging, even in an organization that has no social programs.
Here's some medication that WT has been working on. Maybe we could modify it and use this to wake up the sheeple to TTATT...
had you going there for a minute ;).
now you're here... there are several problems with that illustration, as i see it.. ..... 1) god is the one who inflicted the life threatening ailment that requires an operation.
(he supposedly decided what sin would be defined as, then once adam 'sinned', he cursed all of adams descendants to sin, grow old and die.).
DOT: "Did anyone like or think that any part of the OP was any good? The darn thing took about 2 hours to write... *sighs dejectedly*"
Your analysis is excellent! I think it should be studied in every KH.
Here's a link to a thread where we wrote about the terrible illustration of the teacher and "rebellious" student:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgekcfofaau.
BA2: "My questions is: How do NPGS NOT practice when they are bunked up with another NPG ?"
Select the answer of your choice from the following options:
1) Practice? XXXXing XXXX doesn't take any practice. They just go for it! That's what a non-practicing gay in bethel really means.
2) It can get very hard, but with Jehovah's help they can keep up a long, hard struggle and come off the winner!
